Pineapple Upside-down Cake
You won't know which way is up! A very disorienting and overall unpleasant experience.
$1.50
Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte
Komm, süßer Tod!
$2.50
Strawberry Shortcake
Doesn't look that short to me... the strawberry part I totally get, though.
$0.50
Lady Baltimore Cake
Like most things in life, I only know what this is from The Simpsons.
$2.00
Devil's Food Cake
The devil is real and he tells me to do things... and I feed him this cake I guess(?)
$6.66
Pound Cake
It's like a pound puppy. What if you don't take it home and it ends up euthanized? Do you want that on your conscience?
$1.50
Torta De Tres Leches
Demasiadas leches, en mi opinión.
$3.33
Jaffa Cake
Jaffa Cakes are biscuit-sized cakes introduced by McVitie and Price in the UK in 1927 and named after Jaffa oranges. The most common form of Jaffa cakes are circular, 2 1⁄8 inches (54 mm) in diameter and have three layers: a Genoise sponge base, a layer of orange flavoured jam and a coating of chocolate.[1] Jaffa cakes are also available as bars or in small packs, and in larger and smaller sizes.[2] The original Jaffa Cakes come in packs of 12, 24 or 36.[3] Because McVitie's did not trademark the name "Jaffa Cakes", other biscuit manufacturers and supermarkets have made similar products under the same name.[4] The product's classification as a cake or biscuit was part of a VAT tribunal in 1991, with the court finding in McVitie's favour that the Jaffa cake should be considered a cake for tax purposes.[5] In 2012 they were ranked the best selling cake or biscuit in the United Kingdom.[6]
$1.00
Pancake
Alright this one's a reach but c'mon I gotta lotta cakes here! C'mon!!!
$1.00
Red Velvet Cake
I don't have anything funny to say about this. It's just good cake!
$1.00
Blue Velvet Cake
David Lynch is overrated, but this is pretty tasty.
$1.00
Black Velvet Cake
And that little boy's smile cake (oops that's weird gotta go bye!!!!!!!)
$1.00